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- $Unique_ID{SSP02152}
- $Title{The Comedy of Errors: Act I, Scene II}
- $Author{Shakespeare, William}
- $Subject{}
- $Log{Dramatis Personae*02150.txt}
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- Portions copyright (c) CMC ReSearch, Inc., 1989
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- The Complete Works of William Shakespeare
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- THE COMEDY OF ERRORS
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- ACT I
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- SCENE II: The Mart.
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- {Enter ANTIPHOLUS of Syracuse, DROMIO of Syracuse,
- and First Merchant.}
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- First Merchant: Therefore give out you are of Epidamnum,
- Lest that your goods too soon be confiscate.
- This very day a Syracusian merchant
- Is apprehended for arrival here;
- And not being able to buy out his life
- According to the statute of the town,
- Dies ere the weary sun set in the west.
- There is your money that I had to keep.
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- ANTIPHOLUS
- OF SYRACUSE: Go bear it to the Centaur, where we host,
- And stay there, Dromio, till I come to thee. 10
- Within this hour it will be dinner-time:
- Till that, I'll view the manners of the town,
- Peruse the traders, gaze upon the buildings,
- And then return and sleep within mine inn,
- For with long travel I am stiff and weary.
- Get thee away.
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- DROMIO OF SYRACUSE: Many a man would take you at your word,
- And go indeed, having so good a mean.
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- [Exit.]
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- ANTIPHOLUS
- OF SYRACUSE: A trusty villain, sir, that very oft,
- When I am dull with care and melancholy, 20
- Lightens my humour with his merry jests.
- What, will you walk with me about the town,
- And then go to my inn and dine with me?
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- First Merchant: I am invited, sir, to certain merchants,
- Of whom I hope to make much benefit;
- I crave your pardon. Soon at five o'clock,
- Please you, I'll meet with you upon the mart
- And afterward consort you till bed-time:
- My present business calls me from you now.
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- ANTIPHOLUS
- OF SYRACUSE: Farewell till then: I will go lose myself 30
- And wander up and down to view the city.
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- First Merchant: Sir, I commend you to your own content.
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- [Exit.]
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- ANTIPHOLUS
- OF SYRACUSE: He that commends me to mine own content
- Commends me to the thing I cannot get.
- I to the world am like a drop of water
- That in the ocean seeks another drop,
- Who, falling there to find his fellow forth,
- Unseen, inquisitive, confounds himself:
- So I, to find a mother and a brother,
- In quest of them, unhappy, lose myself. 40
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- {Enter DROMIO of Ephesus.}
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- Here comes the almanac of my true date.
- What now? how chance thou art return'd so soon?
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- DROMIO OF EPHESUS: Return'd so soon! rather approach'd too late:
- The capon burns, the pig falls from the spit,
- The clock hath strucken twelve upon the bell;
- My mistress made it one upon my cheek:
- She is so hot because the meat is cold;
- The meat is cold because you come not home;
- You come not home because you have no stomach;
- You have no stomach having broke your fast; 50
- But we that know what 'tis to fast and pray
- Are penitent for your default to-day.
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- ANTIPHOLUS
- OF SYRACUSE: Stop in your wind, sir: tell me this, I pray:
- Where have you left the money that I gave you?
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- DROMIO OF EPHESUS: O,--sixpence, that I had o' Wednesday last
- To pay the saddler for my mistress' crupper?
- The saddler had it, sir; I kept it not.
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- ANTIPHOLUS
- OF SYRACUSE: I am not in a sportive humour now:
- Tell me, and dally not, where is the money?
- We being strangers here, how darest thou trust 60
- So great a charge from thine own custody?
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- DROMIO OF EPHESUS: I pray you, air, as you sit at dinner:
- I from my mistress come to you in post;
- If I return, I shall be post indeed,
- For she will score your fault upon my pate.
- Methinks your maw, like mine, should be your clock,
- And strike you home without a messenger.
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- ANTIPHOLUS
- OF SYRACUSE: Come, Dromio, come, these jests are out of season;
- Reserve them till a merrier hour than this.
- Where is the gold I gave in charge to thee? 70
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- DROMIO OF EPHESUS: To me, sir? why, you gave no gold to me.
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- ANTIPHOLUS
- OF SYRACUSE: Come on, sir knave, have done your foolishness,
- And tell me how thou hast disposed thy charge.
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- DROMIO OF EPHESUS: My charge was but to fetch you from the mart
- Home to your house, the Phoenix, sir, to dinner:
- My mistress and her sister stays for you.
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- ANTIPHOLUS
- OF SYRACUSE: In what safe place you have bestow'd my money,
- Or I shall break that merry sconce of yours
- That stands on tricks when I am undisposed:
- Where is the thousand marks thou hadst of me? 80
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- DROMIO OF EPHESUS: I have some marks of yours upon my pate,
- Some of my mistress' marks upon my shoulders,
- But not a thousand marks between you both.
- If I should pay your worship those again,
- Perchance you will not bear them patiently.
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- ANTIPHOLUS
- OF SYRACUSE: Thy mistress' marks? what mistress, slave, hast thou?
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- DROMIO OF EPHESUS: Your worship's wife, my mistress at the Phoenix;
- She that doth fast till you come home to dinner,
- And prays that you will hie you home to dinner.
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- ANTIPHOLUS
- OF SYRACUSE: What, wilt thou flout me thus unto my face, 90
- Being forbid? There, take you that, sir knave.
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- DROMIO OF EPHESUS: What mean you, sir? for God's sake, hold your hands!
- Nay, and you will not, sir, I'll take my heels.
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- [Exit.]
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- ANTIPHOLUS
- OF SYRACUSE: Upon my life, by some device or other
- The villain is o'er-raught of all my money.
- They say this town is full of cozenage,
- As, nimble jugglers that deceive the eye,
- Dark-working sorcerers that change the mind,
- Soul-killing witches that deform the body,
- Disguised cheaters, prating mountebanks, 100
- And many such-like liberties of sin:
- If it prove so, I will be gone the sooner.
- I'll to the Centaur, to go seek this slave:
- I greatly fear my money is not safe.
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- [Exit.]
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